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Marky P
7th March 2006, 02:18 PM
After you have stopped grinning like a naughty school child, can you come up with a caption for this one?

If nothing else, I bet this ends up the most moderated thread on the forum :) :) :) :)


Mark
LTJ
7th March 2006, 02:41 PM
I wondered where id left it!!
Kirsty
7th March 2006, 03:52 PM
Where do the batteries go?
england1965
7th March 2006, 05:22 PM
Mr Blobby was beginning to regret his holiday at Sellafield
Stemmy
7th March 2006, 05:50 PM
Trying to hide the "INCREDIBLE HULK" thought he had completely buried himself in the sand !!!!
storm7
7th March 2006, 11:40 PM
I feel a right pr*ck in this outfit said Tarquin on his way to the Fancy Dress Ball.
StagePhotography.co.uk
8th March 2006, 12:54 AM
Colin the Caterpillar suddenly felt rather aroused
when he saw Sally the Butterfly stripping out of her cocoon...
Bindii
8th March 2006, 11:33 AM
To her surprise, Amanda decided that she didn't like the 'ticklers' on her new toy! :swoon:
StagePhotography.co.uk
8th March 2006, 11:41 AM
Jessica sighed, Zombies just didn't have the staying power once gangrene set in...
LTJ
8th March 2006, 12:05 PM
Where do the batteries go?


Wash your mouth out with soap!!!! Tut Tut Its adults only!!! How do u know about batteries and stuff i had no idea at your age!!! Do now tho!!! LOL
Lisa Janette
8th March 2006, 12:17 PM
If i remember rightly yours is a posh one lydia...ha ha...
Marky P
8th March 2006, 12:34 PM
Plugged into the mains????


***runs like hell ***
Marky P
8th March 2006, 12:38 PM
Or even funnier a pneumatic drill???

***runs even faster***
LTJ
8th March 2006, 12:42 PM
It runs on whatever i have handy!! And its gold!! Not just any old rubbish for LTJ
Lisa Janette
8th March 2006, 12:45 PM
But do you have to rub yourself better if it pricks you?
Marky P
8th March 2006, 01:11 PM
Mmmmmmmm here's a thought, if a woman used a B.O.B over a long period of time and suffered "vibration" white finger, could she claim Disability Working Allowance? rofl


Mark

***runs even faster than before but laffing***
esso
8th March 2006, 01:32 PM
It's just a cactus. Isn't it?
LTJ
8th March 2006, 01:34 PM
Yes and what a lovely cactus it is. Very thick and long and strong looking :yahoo:
esso
8th March 2006, 01:36 PM
You just can't stop yourself once you've started, can you?
Lisa Janette
8th March 2006, 01:36 PM
pmsl. roflmao! Yes i agree Lydia, it has such a robustness to it, i'm sure it with stand firm for a very long time and be liked by all!
storm7
8th March 2006, 01:38 PM
Lydia,

<ahem> You're not going a little 'short' are you ...:exit:
Marky P
8th March 2006, 01:38 PM
Calsberg don't make cacti ........ but if they did, this would probably be the best cactus in the world ....... and you would sure as hell NEED a skin full of beer to use it!! rofl

Mark
Marky P
8th March 2006, 01:48 PM
lol, you guys are just too funny.

Ok here's a few of my thoughts/captions/comments:

1. It reminds me of the sleeve on one of my old wool sweaters.

2. Isn't that one of those "textured for her pleasure" ones?

3. Suck at your own Risk

4. A condom won't stop everything

:) :) :) :)

Mark
LTJ
8th March 2006, 02:38 PM
Lydia,

<ahem> You're not going a little 'short' are you ...:exit:

Im still 5ft 6 I think!!
:yahoo: