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england1965
18th July 2006, 07:52 PM
you look at yourself in the mirror , notice a spot on your forehead and think "I could clone that out" :dizzy:

Just happened to me :)


10 hours today ... one more wedding to go but that can wait till Thursday

Krazy Pengwin
18th July 2006, 08:12 PM
Or you look at the bags under your eyes and wonder what sort of white balance will get rid of them

Chris Hawkins
18th July 2006, 09:30 PM
I'm glad it's not just me - that has happened several times - in situations that I'm not going in to!!!!

gefillmore
19th July 2006, 01:24 AM
when you get on a photo forum for a break from ps and you see how many boards you can get your name on showing on the home page-

geez, george, get a life-

Bindii
19th July 2006, 01:27 AM
when you get on a photo forum for a break from ps and you see how many boards you can get your name on showing on the home page-

geez, george, get a life-

You will need to be faster than me sunshine....;)c

gefillmore
19th July 2006, 01:37 AM
at my age-

don't think so-

I could beat the crap out of you but I doubt I'd ever catch you-

probably be fun tryin, though-

I could fake a heart attack then you'd have to givr me cpr-

Bindii
19th July 2006, 01:42 AM
I should warn you I have a licence to carry euthanasia medications.....

therefore cpr is not my only option.....:grin:

gefillmore
19th July 2006, 01:45 AM
good-

a couple more years and I'll ask for some help!-

Bindii
19th July 2006, 01:48 AM
good-

a couple more years and I'll ask for some help!-

Oh but I think there is more than a couple more years left in you in yet Mr G!

and as for myself...there is plenty of bump and grind left in this old broad...;)c

gefillmore
19th July 2006, 01:50 AM
yeah-

I enjoy the granny websites-

Bindii
19th July 2006, 01:55 AM
yeah-

I enjoy the granny websites-


Watch your mouth Mister! :grin:

gefillmore
19th July 2006, 01:57 AM
hah!-

seriously, if anything ever happened to 'she who must be obeyed', I'd go for the older woman-

of course, in all likelihood, I'll croak way before she does-

Bindii
19th July 2006, 02:01 AM
hah!-

seriously, if anything ever happened to 'she who must be obeyed', I'd go for the older woman-

of course, in all likelihood, I'll croak way before she does-

Damn...I guess that rules me out....:grin:

gefillmore
19th July 2006, 02:02 AM
yeah-

you really wish-

have a good one, bindii-

enjoyed the tit for tat--er, chitchat-

see ya'-

Bindii
19th July 2006, 02:03 AM
Lol..I'm off as well..

enjoy Mr G! :)

tonymidd
19th July 2006, 04:41 PM
I should warn you I have a licence to carry euthanasia medications.....

therefore cpr is not my only option.....:grin:

For HUMANS????????? I can put in touch with a couple to practice on:diablo:

Bindii
19th July 2006, 04:45 PM
For HUMANS????????? I can put in touch with a couple to practice on:diablo:

Ummm its actually for animals...

a mere technicality....:butcher:

Recess
19th July 2006, 10:35 PM
You look at a newspaper, then look at a tree on a bright day. Your eyes take a while to focus on the tree, and you start to think 'hmmm... the world's a bit soft... maybe I need to switch to manual, rather than auto-focus.'

Happened to me today, spending too much time with my eye jammed in a viewfinder.

It's like the first time I started writing essays on computer, I started to think in key-strokes and have dreams that were 'narrated' by someone's hand on a keyboard.

It also happened the first time I started editing too. Instead of linear dreams, my mind wanted to splice, and overwrite.

Although, in the real world, I've lost count of the times I wish there was an Ctrl (or CMD) Z for those really nasty occasions.

Hope everyone's well, I've got 2 chapters to go on the book, and I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Let's hope it's not the front of an oncoming train!!

BarryM
20th July 2006, 10:52 AM
lol.

Yes when you sit and watch a steven speilberg film and insist the camera position would be better to move slightly to follow rules of thirds.

When u so want to clone the mole of the actor.

When you spend 3 hours tidying up photos of your wife and think, " oh god it wasnt that long ago it would have taken 10 mins " :exit:

Krazy Pengwin
20th July 2006, 10:54 AM
When you spend 3 hours tidying up photos of your wife and think, " oh god it wasnt that long ago it would have taken 10 mins "

You like to live dangerously

Recess
20th July 2006, 01:04 PM
When you spend 3 hours tidying up photos of your wife and think, " oh god it wasnt that long ago it would have taken 10 mins " :exit:

That's some thin ice you're standing on!!

england1965
21st July 2006, 09:31 AM
That's some thin ice you're standing on!!


or soon to be floating under ...wid da fishes :nut:

Chris Hawkins
21st July 2006, 04:18 PM
Barry, that is so funny - but, you need to know that there's a big difference between thinking something and actually saying it!!!! Chris

BarryM
21st July 2006, 05:49 PM
ahh see, if u keep things in its not good, get it out in the open then people know where they stand, at the moment im not standing though, im doubled up after she read that post.

:hunter:

lostmysnorkel
25th July 2006, 11:50 AM
If it was my wife I'd be folded up, crammed into the the dishwasher and left to wait until morning when my daughter caomes down for breakfast.

"Mummy, Daddy's playing in the dishwasher again!"